King

How weird is it that my gay male friend tells me he's attracted to me when I dress in drag?

meh.

It is so difficult to find eligible ladies.
I'm technically bisexual but I prefer women.
All the bisexual girls I know are dating men.
Practically all the lesbians I know are dating each other.

And then there's me...
getting hit on by random creepy guys.

don't ask

She came up behind me, wrapped her arms around my waist, and whispered into my ear,

"I'm just not allowed to have girlfriends in the army..."