dire straights

Damn straight girls.
They're all over the place, pretending to be lesbians and freaking out when you take them seriously...

JORB!

I just got off the phone from a job interview to be a camp counselor.
It was grrreat. I'm so pumped up because it was a great interview, but I'm trying not to be toooo excited because if I end up getting turned down... that would suck a lot...

BUT RIGHT NOW I CAN'T HELP IT I'M SO EXCITED.

I was thinking the other day... there was one counselor that I was basically infatuated with when I was a camper... and thinking back on it now... I bet she's totally a lesbian.
HAH.

only in dreams

Yeah, well I kinda made out with a girl last Friday.
She was straight.

I'm resigning myself to the fact that it's impossible to find eligible young ladies around here.
They're all taken or too caught up in themselves to be interested in a real relationship.
All I can do right now is wait and...

I've had some amazing lesbian dreams in the past few weeks...
- a beautiful Latina who rolled around on the floor with me
- a rendevous with a blonde at a wild party
- a friend who was willing to leave her man for me

If only...
you know?

you can look,

but you can't touch.

because we're all pervs

If I work as a counselor at a summer camp, I can't tell anyone I'm queer.
Like, ANYONE.

Right?
Because to them all queers are pedophiles.

wouldn't it?

What would be nice right now,
would be an experienced lesbian taking me under her wing...

I keep reaching out, reaching out...
but now I realize I'm grasping
only air...

candy counter dyke

The most action I've gotten lately:

Over-the-counter eye flirting with the lesbian at the candy store.

oh darn

What's worse than finding out your crush isn't bisexual, is finding out she's dating a guy, in which case, her sexuality is irrelevant.

Perhaps.